Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A. You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A. They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1. Introduces him/her self.
A2. Walks home.

Q. What do blondes and cow-patties have in common?
A. They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q. What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1. Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?

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