Topic: i banged an orange because im pimp and your jealous | |
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Omg!!! I cuddled with my crush b/c I'm a goddess in bed... Absolutely not fair! I'm not even bothering with mine. It so wasn't worth posting. |
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I slept with my crush because the lil people told me too
THATS MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO IT!!! |
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i shot a trojan man because i'm a pimp and you're jealous.....yeah ok!!!!
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I stabbed a sexy girl because I'm a pimp and you are jealous!
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i smoked with your boyfriend cuz im sexy as heck
lmao thats funny |
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I cuddled with a jellybean cause I love weed.. |
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i stabbed a bowl of ceral because i own your monkey !
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Omg!!! I cuddled with my crush b/c I'm a goddess in bed... |
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Omg!!! I cuddled with my crush b/c I'm a goddess in bed... I was waiting for the comments.. It was pretty funny... |
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I cuddled with your dealer because i'm a pimp and your jealous
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I ran shirtless with an easter egg because the lil people told me to.
Wow I did that right before this post. |
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I banged a whore because I have amazing boobs
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WOW Lil. And I thought mine was bad.
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Damn
I cuddled with a toothbrush because I smoke crack |
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omg this is histerical
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i'm going to be a bag of weed cause the little people told me to
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I ran naked with a bowl of cereal cause I like weed
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I needed a sexy girl because I have amazing boobs
WTF? |
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I am going to be a trojan man cause im a pimp and youre jealous
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