I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

Well thats needs thinking about !

I don't drink, and I'm from Germany!!!

Wow LadyBlack I was led to believe you all had alcohol with every meal or something like that. My ex's boss goes over there to see a friend and he said something to that effect.

Dayummmmmmmmmmmmm that's nutssss....

need someone to drink with

Come on over got a bottle of Windsor and have 2 litre of coke good to go.