- You answer the door before people knock.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

You studder still the last drop.......

Good one Starhawk....

I CAN RELATE TO SOME OF THEM

Me too....And I don't even drink coffee.....

Coffee causes birth defects. NOW WHAT ARE PREGNANT WOMEN GOING TO DRINK!

Crown Royal of course

Oops....I meant to say water of course....that slipped out

The same is true with tea.

OH YEA I DRINK A POT A MORNING AND IM WIRED ALL DAY.

-you start experiencing DT's when you go an hour or two without a cup of coffee.