A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of
her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to
get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the
trigger."

mimi, that is good... lol

ROFLMAO really good

funny!

ROFLMAO Loved it!!

*grinz*good one Mrs. Cuzn!!!

ROFL

You know we never did find the rest of my finger. LOL

omg roflmao stopppp yer killin me

You should have seen the mess she made!!

Too funny.

Yeah babe it was pretty messy. That is why I made you clean it up!!

Well it couldn't be that big a mess there wasn't anything to stop the
bullet.


Still Chuckling from that one.

LOL!!!!! Thank god for that!1

LOL thats stupid