A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".
She looked at him puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another beer.It's gonna
Start".

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
his beer.When it was gone, he said,
"Quick, get me another beer before it starts".

"That's it!" She blows her top,
"You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass
down, don't even say hello to me and then
expect me to run around like your slave
getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that
I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"

The husband sighed and said, "Oh ****, it's started".

misho masho

oh **** you dont wanna start that lol

lmao oh noes! It started!

was this written about my ex?