I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she Probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No" - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".
I went back to her place.
She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"

Good One! Teaches a person " never assume"

ooooh Nasty!

Oh Man!

like that one.