"The question for today, boys and girls," said Sister Mary, "is, 'What part of the body goes to heaven first?'"
Dirty Eddie was in the front row waving his hand wildly, but since his answers were usually unsatisfactory, Sister Mary refrained from calling on him. "Yes, Veronica?"
"The heart, Sister Mary, because that's where God's love touches you."
"Very Good," said Sister Mary. "Yes, Marilyn?"
"The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the immortal part of us."
"Very good, Marilyn," said Sister Mary, observing with dismay that Dirty Eddie's hand was still waving. "Yes, Eddie?"
"The feet, Sister Mary, the feet!"
"Well, that's a curious answer, Eddie. Why the feet?"
"Because I've seen ma with her feet up in the air, shouting, 'I'm coming, God! I'm coming!"

glad you guys liked it, I have an entire book full :P