Topic: the best pick up lines you ever heard | |
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ok ok people lets be honest here what are the best and worst pick up
lines you have ever heard or even used on some one!!!! Dont be shy we all used these corney lines once in our lives!!!! I lost my number so can I have yours lolz =} |
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• Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right.
• I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight. • Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. • I didn’t know that Miss America lived here! • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away • I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too. • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? • I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra. • Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy. • Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man? • Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!" • Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’! • I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you. • If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? • Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. • Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!! • Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see. • Damn! And I thought I was good looking! • My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be! • You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake! • Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight. • My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute. • I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet. • Is it hot in here, or is it just you? • I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped. • If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world. • OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish? • You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache. • Wanna see some pictures of my kids? • Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby. • Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes. • Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth. • You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while. |
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LOL LOL LOL too funny
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lol,lol
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omg these are too funny thanks but i am looking for some more
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Once got asked if I f***ed. When I replied on occasion was asked if this
was an occasion. |
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those are funny Morena
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a waitress aked if i wanted a box and i said nope i would rather
wrestle |
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you look so familiar are you the country singer sara evans? what a line
although i do look like her |
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Your legs must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all
night. |
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
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one of my all time favs is
"nice shoes...Wanna fuck..? " Short n sweet , to the point plus a complement for the lady that isnt to over the top, Win-Win |
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