Old Timers Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

Okay, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old times sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his t rousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about 10 minutes. Finally,
they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to
ask them what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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