Body: An APB On God ?


A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively
mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be
confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young
sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end
as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed
to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the
eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the
boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an
even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed
himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet
and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is
missing and they think we did it!"

lmao..that's funny.

Yeah I liked that one also good one:)

cute one crazy

That is too funny

I only try to bring the good ones here....

great way to start a sunday morning off.God Bless

The churches should open the days service's with that one.

LOL thats cute!

now we know th' other reason you are crazyJ...lol
good story bro'

what's kickin'???

hey y'all just got back from th underaged sex freaks show.
had to blow off a lil' steam there...dam!
but if secreteman,touches my grand daughter,
I won't have to do it...
MY DAUGHTER WILL FEED HIS ASS TO TH' 'GATORS 1 PART AT A TIME!!!

DICK FIRST!!!so th rest of him can watch it go bye,bye!!!
in fact,
thinking to call her now just to have her look him up,
and sick a troll or two on his horny ass!!!
that should cool his jets!!!

That is to cute and funny as hell...lol



Michael us parents and grandparents took that to heart! and he thinks it
is a joke and it isn't.. it happens ALL the time.. and we all know our
answer are the truth but no one can really say what they are going to do
till it really does happen.. it is crazy! all i can say is i wouldn't
wish it on my worse enemy!!! it is a horrid feeling and it is with u for
the rest o your life and reading something like that just brings it
back... well i'ma shut up... before u get a book...lol
~~SHERRIE~~

heard that Sherri!!!

thats just great i think im going to have to send that one to my mom
shell get a big kick out of it.lmao

Agree with you there Michael - have been avoiding that post on purpose
because it makes me angry. Worked in the prisons for 17 years and read
and saw a lot, that he thinks it is a joke makes me really angry. Agree
with you Sherrie, it does happen every day and these guys are just sick.
Don't know what the fix is, but Michae, sounds like you have some good
ideas.

LOL