sex is a good thing !

Brussel sprouts are poison I say......!! POISON!!

Laughter is better than sex....you can't get pregnant or an STD!

Brussel Sprouts are evil. I would hide them in my sister's purse when we were at the market. Wonder if I should give her some as a wedding gift?

this is one of my favorites........




MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive,
press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional,
press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice will
tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic,
press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar,
please leave a message
after the beep
or before the beep
or after the beep.
Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem,
please hang up.
Our operators are too busy
to talk with you.

If you are menopausal,
put the gun down,
hang up,
turn on the fan,
lie down and cry.
! You won 't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde,
don't press any buttons,
you'll just mess it up.

OMG, I so needed that one.

Here's a oldie, but a goodie..

Sad News

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokie Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started....

.pesky double postings..

Oops...any cookies left, Purple?

Love oatmeal chocolate chip. Share the recipe?

I like brussel sprouts

theres a few left ........mine..mine allLLLL mine...lol.....

the recipe its an old family recipe ..


Oatmeal chocoloate chip

2 cups of oats
1 cup of shortening
(I use butter or margerine shortening is best )
1/2 cup of white sugar
1/2 cup of brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon of salt
1tsp vanilla extract
1/3 of a cup of boiled water with 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda dissolved into it .
1 cup of chipits (semi sweet)
cream sugars shortening and salt + vanilla
add oats
then add boiled water make sure its cooled enough that your chips dont melt when you add them after !!

spoon on cookie sheets , flatten with fork (moistened with water to prevent sticky mess)
bake at 350 degrees farenhiet 8 to 10 minutes
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I think thats right ....recipe in head ...
want a good pizza dough recipe ? I made a GIANT pizza pocket yesterday it was AWESOME !!

Kid, you are strange. But I am the only one in my family that will not eat the brussel sprouts. Maybe I am weird?

Thanks, Purple. Might make them this week. Pizza dough? Way too complicated for me. I can cook, but not bake so well. I'm blaming my oven.

its not tooooo hard , but it takes a bit of practice to get it right , it used to take me a couple hours to prep an cook a pizza but now I can do it in just under an hour , quick rise yeast an I've done it probebly a thousand times now at least once or twice a week i make a pizza.....

I might be a bit strange.

I've been eating hummus on pita all afternoon. I'm glad I didn't have any intentions on doing any kissing tonight.

sigh........


<<<<---------- officially bored outta her *Jello tree........

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I hear ya. Just had a cuddle with the little man and am letting watch a movie in bed.

Should be working some, but am so not motivated.

What can we do to cause trouble?

I'm trying to keep myself from thinking about my money problems, so I started playing mario...and he collects coins! grrrr I'll go back to Dr. Mario

you sound JUST LIKE ME!!

Maybe we are twins from different parents? Found this about a good friend at work. He is 12 day older than me and we think the same thoughts.

Purple, what is fun to do in Whittier other than the usual snow activities? That is where Sister is going on her honeymoon.

whittier?

not Whisteler?