Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

cute..but not true

OC, YOU ARE FUNNY

thats not right , women are going to be mad

cause every body knows there no such thing as perfect man

lol oh god the perfect man part is not true btw I have found the perfect man :P

Good one OC!

I'M NOT MAD................

((((((Enya))))))) how are u sweetie

I'M DOING GREAT OC!

YOU KNOW....SOMEHOW WE KEEP SEEING EACHOTHER...................

awesome to hear your doing great

yeppers we do run into each other