One day this rich guy was having a party at his house.
He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house
in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything
he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and
he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he
was, he and his friends all standing around drinking,
getting high and partying next to the pool.

The guy gets up on the lifeguard tower and all his friends
look up. He calls for silence and says, "OK, the first
person that swims across my pool will get all my money."

No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd, draws on
his joint and says, "OK, the first person that swims
across my pool gets all my money and my house."

Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person that
swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and
all my cars and planes."

Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time.
"OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my
planes, all the dope you can handle, all my property,
all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the
girls you can handle; everything I own."

"Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all
over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over
the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out
of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the tower
jumps down and runs over to him.

"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever
see that done. Do you want the money now or later?"
"I don't want the money."

"Do you want the house now or later?" "I don't want
the house."

"Do you want the cars and planes now or later? " "I
don't want the cars or planes."

"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"
"I don't want that either."

"Do you want the drugs now or later?" "I don't want
the drugs."

"Do you want the girls now or later?" "I don't want
the girls."

The rich guy looks at him and says "Well, what the hell
do you want?!?!" "I want the bastard that pushed me
in."

I dont wanna BE rich, but I wouldnt mind HAVING Rich. lol.
see if he sees that.

hmmm...

what is "rich" anyways...

It must be a dude

Now that was funny...money does funny things to normal people.