Topic: No Apples!!
Kat_68's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:27 PM
Miss Smith is a kindergarten teacher
and today is her birthday. As she walked
into her classroom one of her students, Sally,
had brought a gift up to her desk.

"Guess what it is!" said Sally
Knowing that Sally's father owned a bookstore
she guessed, "A Book?"

"How did you know?" asked Sally

Next Dillon brought a gift up to Miss Smith.
"Guess What it is!" said Dillon.
Knowing that Dillon's parents owned a
florist shop, she guessed, "Flowers?"

"How did you know? asked Dillon
Finally, Joey brought up a gift for Miss Smith.
"Guess what it is!" said Joey.
Knowing that Joey's father owned a liquor store,
and seeing that the bag was wet, she placed her
fingers on the liquid and then licked them.

"Rum?" guessed Miss Smith.
"No" said Joey
She tasted again, "Vodka?" she guessed.
"No" said Joey.
Once again she wet her fingers and tasted,
"I know," said Miss Smith, "It's wine."

"No!" said Joey, "it's puppy!"

Maizy's photo
Fri 01/18/08 07:09 PM
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