Topic: Who Want Beef ??? | |
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no Cesar, don't like beef, just reading some post and I think this is
funny!!!!!!!what do you think, read and you'll see what I mean!!!!!lol,lol |
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Somebody, anybody. Please help me. He's killing me here.
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A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a
deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle." |
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karma Im roflol also lol,lol
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LMAO
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stop ghost please!!!!!!!!!!lol,lol
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This started last night. I fear there is no stopping him now. Please
don't anyone let him near a microphone. |
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Ok Ok!
But check this link out: http://www.bluedonut.com/cnnjoke.htm |
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there is no stoping him now lol,lol
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yea please don't
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It's not too bad as long as he gives the ribs time to stop spasming.
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im innocent until proven otherwise lol
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Ok is this one of those who has the bigger dick war LMAO
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Naw. Simply Ghost attempting mass murder through humor. It's legal as
far as I can figure. Nothing in Canadian Criminal Code about killing through laughter. |
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yea he's killing me here lol,lol
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Did anyone see the Monty python skit about the Killer Joke?
That was the bext skit they did IMHO. |
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Missed that one.
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Did anyone checkot the link?
I dunno, but what they say was the funniest jokes didn't do much for me at lest. Checkout the link on that page for the Top Jokes and see what I mean. |
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Karma.
Never hear of the Killer Joke before hu. Well, check this link out too then. http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/joke.html |
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Will do.
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