Fuck thoses French bitch

Where's the beer?

Beer bEER Beer

much better now. <gulp, gulp>

Beer Beer!!!

Hey!


A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical
island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day
a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off,
washes up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how he existed for
twenty years, digging for clams, and eating fruits and berries. She
says, "Well, what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?"
She says, "I'll show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then
she shows him one more time. When they're finally done, she says, "Well,
how do you like love?" He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my
clam digger."

You're a sick, sick man. Funny though. ROFLMAO again.

If you liked that one then try this:

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The
boss says, "What happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was
ironing a shirt when the phone rang and (hold iron to ear) shhh! I
accidentally answered the iron." The boss says, "Well, that explains one
ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, jeez, I had
to call the doctor!"

okay now my ribs hurt. This is going to be one of those nights isn't it?

A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist. He says, "Doc, I can't seem to make
any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"

ghost, your killing me here, roflmao lol

Hey dat 1 sound like me

I once worked in a place that Packed parachutes. The most quite place in
there was the Complaint department. LOL

yeap Cesar just like you!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Enough. Please. I submit. You were right, we'll take over the
world. You crack them up and I'll take take over their governments.

roflmao

Anyone want some freedom toast?

I see Morena want BEEF!!!

Hey Karma. What are you going to have in your cabinet? Fruits and
vegetables? LOL

You're part of the ruling cabinet. Which are you?

All at this point! LOL

One man show. Wooo hoooo!