Topic: Divorce
izzynavi's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:11 AM
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are.'

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75. He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently..

Up to 80 . 'I want the car, too,' he continues.

85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?'

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.'



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Fri 01/18/08 06:13 AM
noway

Puffins1958's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:14 AM
Maybe I have NO sense of humor this morning....BUT I don't think that's funny at all......

noway noway noway noway noway noway

franshade's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:14 AM
cute laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 01/18/08 06:16 AM
Doesn't anybody care about the CAR! laugh

wildsideof35's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:27 AM
That's what he gets.....justice served....laugh :wink:

dlawson's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:30 AM
I agree 100% laugh laugh :tongue:

andreajayne's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:43 AM
haha damn pig deserved it!

snowangel2's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:57 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

carebear19622's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:59 AM
laugh laugh