Ladies take note!!!!

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
> married....
>
> If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your
> sense
> of humor.
>
> The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
> I
> told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
> easily.
> Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
> the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed
> 3
> times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
> another 9 times.
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
> quick-witted
> solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even
> when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
> cuckoos =
> MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
> in,
> I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
>
> Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new
> cuckoo
> clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our
> clock
> cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh!#$.' Cuckooed 4 more
> times,
> cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled,
> cuckooed
> twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

lmao !

LMAO