A man found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie appeared and told him he has 3 wishes. For the first wish he asks to be healthy for the rest of his life. Done says the genie. Second wish he asks to be the richest man alive. Done.
He then tells the genie he would like to save the 3rd wish for a later time. The genie agrees and the man goes on his way.
A year passes and the man is driving along in his new car healthy and wealthy enjoying his life and singing along with the radio.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner....................

that was cute