A man really had to go to the bathroom but the mens room was out of order. Another man standing over by the ladies restroom said Use the ladies I will keep a look out. Just make sure whatever you do, you don't press #3
Guy goes in finshes up and see the buttons. He presses #1 and a warm stream of water comes out. He presses #2 and a cool jet of air comes out. He thinks what he heck #3 can't be all that bad.

Few minutes later he is on a stretcher and the guy from outside the restroom is looking down at him and says I told you not to press #3
Guy on stretcher groans why?
Because it is a tampon puller

thats funny as heck

Yowzah!

I still laugh whenever I hear this joke

Ouch!!!!

OMG!!!