One day a truck driver was driving along an old, abandoned highway, when he saw a man walking on the side of the road. He pulled over, and saw it was a priest. He let him in, and they continued driving. A short while later, they saw another man on the side of the road, but he was clearly a lawyer. The truck driver instinctively pulled over to the shoulder to hit the man, but he remembered the priest was in the truck. Despite his intense swerving to try to avoid the man, when he passed, there was a thump.
He immediately turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, father. I was sure I missed him."

"That's ok son," said the priest, "I got him with the door."