i'd open my own school and teach all day from 9-5.

pay off my student loans! then start my own recording studio!

That would be my first instinct! Mine ,MINE, MINEEEE! Then maybe I would share.

If the money was unlimited I would fly to a different destination every week and see how many friends I could make before I die!!!

i'd by a modest house and vehicle, quit my job...

and attend college for the rest of my life. seriously.

If I had unlimited money I would rule the world. Everyone in the world would have a warm, safe place to sleep at night, and atleast one good meal everyday. Everyone would have health care. The world would be a much better place. Of course, I would have anything and everything I ever wanted.

To take a line from my favorite stand up comedian Lewis Black...



I WOULD HIRE A PROFESSIONAL BALL WASHER

College funds for my kids, college funds for my best friends kids.


A house for myself and my best friend.


New cars for us.

Pay off any bills we had. (Being a single mom isn't easy, lol)

Make them find a transplant donor faster for my best friends 11 year old in end stage renal failure.

Open up a homeless shelter, whre I could help these unfortunate people make something of themselves.

okay! ..okay!...I would help with all that stuff too!

Seriously though ..I would.

buy SPORKS

I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT!!!

buy SPLADES so Jess never needs to wash utensils again

hire a good custody attorney. win against my ex then hire someone to torture him for all eternity

I would recreate the Resident Evil Mansion, Hire 19 hot maids, buy a solid gold helper monkey, and ride on Bowser's go kart. Also, give 1 mil to all my friends, and party for like a month straight.

I would set up a place to feed the homeless. Help them get back on their feet. there are a lot of people going thru sh&t, through no fault of their own.

I love being an American,but it seems we rush to help other countries that could give a flying f%&k about us and hate us. We let our own people go thru the sh&t. there is something wrong with this picture. Oh yeah, I forgot, its politics.

All of our jobs are going overseas, and you see the quality of their work. All for the bottom line bullsh*t of corporate America. Sorry about the soapbox, but dammit, sometimes ya just can`t help yourself.

We need to help our own people first and to h e double hockey sticks with the rest of the world..Especially those that hate us. Thank you for listening.

ok here we go.

i'd buy a shelby cobra, hot pink with whit racing stripe and white leather interior.

i'd buy a nice house so that my kids could all have their own room. (with a room for my barbies too. he he)

i'd buy myself and my husband an entire new wardrobe.

i'd get a boob job.

i'd get botox.

i'd buy my parents his and her cadillacs and a beautiful home and enough money in savings for them to retire very comfortably on.

vacations every year.

i wouldnt stop working cus i still want to be a productive member of society, since money doesnt excuse us from responsibility.

I WOULD MARK IT RETURNED TO SENDER

i would buy GC and keep him forever! LOL

I would pay off the people on this site to become lead moderator

snork!