Take this Ms. Spears,

A recent article states that Ms. Spears and her photographer boyfriend may have been doing the deed in a changing room at a local store in woodland hills California, when interviewed the sales clerk from the store said Ms. Spears came out of the dressing room completely naked grabbed some clothes off a clothes rack and went back in to the dressing room with her, photographer boyfriend and made… in her words disgusting sounds.

Ok people be original and describe the sounds that may of come from the changing room.


I will start with this.



Huuuummmmm-pphhhhh !!!!

"Sure i have time, i am due in court in 10 minutes for my custody hearing"

OH SPEAKING OF -- I'm a social worker, and I was talking to my deskmate today at lunch, and we were trying to decide what we would have done if we were Britney's caseworker. I think I would have cried and then demanded a HUGE raise.

"oops, I did it again"

"eat it all, or you won't get dessert!!!"

hey needle d1ck! I came to f*ck not to sew!

arrrrrrrrfff arrrrrfffffff (dog)


haaa haaaa! (bull)

owwwwuuuuuu!! (seal)


moooooooooooooo!!!! (cow)


keeeeee keeeee keeeeee (monkey)

got a light?.... (monkey after)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yea mmmmmmmmmmmm

thats not!...wait no... not........hooooooooo-wooooooooooo-eeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

"OMG! I thought you were a woman!?"

Woooooooooooooo Pig Soooooooooiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ohhhhhh, god, do that again. No, not that way, this way. Ohhh, yes. Crap, can't you do anything right, I want it here....

...Just stop damnit..


A close hanger is bigger than you are...


Now go get one!