(While there may be some debate over whether the following letter is a genuine article leaked to the public or a forgery almost indistinguishable from other policy statements from the Bush administration, the public should have the right to decide for themselves. So judge for yourself. –Charles Coughlin)

To: President of Iran
From: President of Amurrica

Mr. Moo-uh Abba-dabba-jen,

After carefully listening to a one minute summary prepared by my staff of your recent 18 page letter complaining about so-called wars of aggression by the US, torture and one-sided blind support of Israel, I have decided to write a letter back since -after all- I am the decider.

You clearly do not understand democracy, which is why you are part of the “Axis of Evil.” While you were elected president by a majority of your people, I became president in the year 2000 with a minority of the vote. While your latest election used paper ballots, which allow double checking of the vote, I was elected in 2004 by electronic voting machines in all the key states with no verifiable paper trail. Clearly our democracy is superior to your so-called democracy.

I intend to use the utmost restraint when dealing with your country, Iran. I will not take any rash actions. I will use the same deliberation and careful judgment that I have used before. This is why I plan to hold a prolonged conference with Donald Rumsfeld, D*ck Cheney, Richard Perle and the CEO of Halliburton before deciding if an attack on Iran should take place this summer or after the November election.

Iran and all the other enemies of America will be brought down. In fact, a new enemy of America has arisen. In addition to the evil-doers, there are now evil-talkers. This is why I authorized electronic spying on the communications of 200 million Americans. Since my approval rating has recently dropped to 29 percent , this means that 71 percent of Americans are most probably evil-talkers, asking questions like: “Why were we lied into the Iraq war? Why can’t we catch bin Laden? Why are we still in Iraq even though we know now the invasion was a mistake?” We cannot tolerate disloyalty like this if we are to remain a free nation. **** Cheney has advised me to deal with this problem by shooting each one of these people in the face.

We must fight the evil-talkers who suggest a return to isolationist-ism. We know the names of some of these terrorist sympathizers: Thomas “Abu” Jefferson, George “Mahmoud” Washington and Patrick “Akhmed” Buchanan. I plan to lock all of these men up in Guantanamo Bay and to discover this “Constitution” that they keep citing for their Isolationist, evil-talker philosophy and destroy it.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
President of the Free World

Mr ooba dooba scoobydoo were going to bomb all you ****en sand rags

Dis my PREZ MuthaF@$#a. English pervs are too lazy to fight for a cause so they critique it. Go suck a crumpit pervert.

tis why i cal it democraZy

honestly if you have a problem with the US government good for you. That is your right. But when you start putting **** like this up on the internet that is when people get pissed off and say **** they don't mean. I am a cadet a military academy in Lexington, MO. My family has fought in every war, i would appreciate it if you simply refrained yourself from putting this kind of material on internet.

Where as it is not my particular taste....I do observe others rights to post this and pretty much what else they want to post, and if you paid attention in millitary school you would also know that the soldier fights to defend the rights of dumasses like that to say that kind of **** and are not offended by it, taking a small sense of pride in that their actions are the reason that people like that can say those things.....

That's very true and i do apologize for sounding some what rude but just because i am in the military doesn't mean i am not human. I still believe what i believe and every now and then my temper gets the best of me. so again i do apologize for getting frustrated but not about how i feel.

while i found this amusing i do and do not agree with some parts of it. i DO think that bush sucks (as it was so vaguely admitted in the letter), but i DO NOT think that this war is for nothing. those dumb ass camel jockies attacked us, with hardly any valid reasons, so i say lets stay over there until we get this entire mess straightened out

there, i'm done with my rant

I didnt know George Bush could write.

I posted this in the jokes section because I found it on a humour site. As it says at the beginning, this was from Charles Coughlin. If I've offended anyone by it, that isn't my intention.

I thought this was funny as hell, Bush is a ass-Jockey in the best of times, and the only f**king reason we're in Iraq is to steal there oil, which by the way I could care less what we steal from those jerk-offs, since they thought it was such a good idea to screw with us.....lol.

I thought we invaded Iraq because Saddam Hussein was murdering his own people by the thousands. Sorry for taking the humor out of this. Here let me make it up.

A lobbyist, on his was home from work in D.C. came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself," Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of cars, so he asked the cop what was going on. The officer replied,"The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the worsening deficit and economy, or that his tix cuts won't help anybody except his rich friends. So were taking up a collection for him." The lobbyist asked,"How much do you have so far?" The officer replied," About four gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

TAX CUTS!!!! sorry bout the typo