Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A: By sticking your finger in his honey

Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it... but they can't eat it

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q: What does a dog do that a boy steps into?
A: A lump of sh*t. no wait.. pants.

The snow blower one made me laugh.. so not expecting it.

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thanks Wow & dead

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hey thanks Chuck & dlawson

lmao you make my day

Those were good Cooly...but nothing will still top that Taser joke.

thanks "alwaysmomma" u r so sweet
thanks Rob, i still can't read it to no one, they have to, LMAO

I had to copy it off onto the printer and let people read it at work because I can't get through it myself. It's too hilarious.

I know, I show my friends, I can't read it to them, then I have to help them off the floor