Love was mine for the moment
I would look at your pic in awe
Your eyes were so angelic
and so deep this man would fall
I read every letter you wrote me
I couldn't wait for the day we'd meet
so you can imagine my suprise
when the chance finally came to be


She was 5 feet tall/and 5 feet wide/with a half acre ass and some
whiskers on the side/and I couldnt help to stare at that retracting
booger in her nose/that would once disappear,then drop to the floor/Her
voice was gravily like a pissed off drunk..and her breath was so bad it
would offend a skunk/I was shocked,i was scared ,I could have died..to
know that by a spatula her make up was applied..and the perfume didnt
offer a pleasant welcoming cause you know it has no benefits without
showering..She sat there perched and pose like an adult film star/but
who the hell would wanna hear that pu%%y fart..Come to me she
said,you're my boytoy now...I felt the sweat pouring I had to get out
somehow...I looked at her from a distance..had to hold back the barf
again..and I said ...I'm his gay twin brother..he couldn't make it..the
elevator is quicker than the stairs..don't mind if i take it/Oh i ran
like a bastard through that hotel lobby/heart pounding like a
drum/freddie kruger almost got me/made it home alive and now I'm barely
breathing..take my advice my brothers ...fricking looks can be decieving




No this never happened to me...lol/I'd never live to tell

omg roflmao JT that was fuckin awesome!!

lol thanks chubby/

And the funny side of JT, hummmmmm but
hon ya don't have to lie and tell
everyone this did not happen ya know ya
loved every minunte of it LMAO

I just didnt expect you to look like that TXS/don't worry,we can be
friends though

I'm only joking

Ohhhhhhhh your smooth! I'll get ya back lmao

Hey besides we all know she isn't coming to see you till next month

And the winner of this weeks hogging contest is..........JT!
LMAO

Awwwwwwwww guys ya guess is wrong haha
ya think ya are slick but not that slick

yeah I'll defend that one..its not me/this I swear

I couldn't resist spouting. It just felt like it was worth a try to find
out.

Wait maybe its me? Nah she would have told someone.

I wonder who then?

G

Reminds me of that line in the trailer for that "Going to Prison"
comedy. Where the guy is sitting at the bar and the skank with the
head/neck brace tells him "$15 for a lap dance" and he
replies.............
"I just got out of prison, I'm not that horny!" ROTF

Cute& funny..JT is a great writer