One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

lmao

lol wow thats smart someone should always do that

oldie but goodie

I've heard that one before. Funny anyways. I think that you could get into legal trouble if you admitted you did it just to deter justice though.

Better than the last one

good one

i was told that one years ago and had forgotten all about it. it is still just as funny, thanks for the laugh!!

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