Why Older Chicks Rule By Andy Rooney "60Minutes"

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.....and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's....and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger women with a man will often ignore even her best friend becasue she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic of a man in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

just need a little sausage..thats right...lol

OMG,,,,, that was just tooooooooooooooooooo damn gooood thank you just made my day!!!!!


Over 40 and proud of it lmao

chicks rule period no matter what there age is

please no cocktail sausages!!

love it!!!!!!!

Very true !!

Your mother trained you right.

Over 40 and the best I have ever been...

Gald to make you smile. I re-read this everytime I need a pick me up.

although I'm not 40 yet.... I can still appreciate it

I can't wait until I'm 50

i dunno about the little sasuage but there is nothing wrong with 40 year olds

When I was 21 my hottest girlfriend ever was in her 40's !!

eww.....

Love this! When people say, "Oh, you should never ask a woman a her age", I proudly tell them I'm 41.

I was nodding my head at every single line and chuckling. Maybe this should be re-titled "The over-40 dating resume"! All I know is I'll be saving it now, too, as a pick-me-up on those especially bad days. Thanks for posting!

^^ She's one cute Hoosier !

You do realize that you are posting on a board about the GOOD qualities of older women, don't you?

Furthermore when society sees a man in his 40's with a woman in her 20's, the last thing they usually say is "eww". So, why the double standard?