A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected :
A quart of orange juice
A half gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A head of Romaine lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
and 1 lb of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt but saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what?
You're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied,"' Cause you're ugly."

lol

OMG to funny!

thank you for that one, you make my night. jajajajjajaj

Great joke! lmfao!!