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Yo momma is so old that when I told her to act her age she rolled over and played dead.
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yo momma is so old that she is one of jesus' homies.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
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Yo momma is so old that when I told her to act her age she rolled over and played dead.
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yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu. yo momma is so fat she walked by the tv and missed two episodes of 60 minutes. yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. yo momma so fat that you could slap her leg and ride a wave. yo momma's teeth is so yellow that when she talks she spits butter. |
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yo momma is so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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yo mamma so poor your family ate cerial with a fork to save on milk
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Your mommas sooooooo fat- everytime she wears yellow
some one jumps her and yells TAXI... |
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Here's a good one!
Yo momma's sooooooo poor, she can't afford to go to the Free Clinic.....(((LOL)))!!!
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