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Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to the ugly duckling contest she was disqualified because they didn't want professionals.
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yo momma is so ugly that when she was little her mom had to feed her with a slingshot!
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Edited by
MsTeddyBear2u
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Mon 01/14/08 09:05 PM
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Yo momma was so ugly when she was born- the doctor slapped the wrong end!
or: the doctor slapped her momma... |
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Your mommas so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, her reflection says DAMN
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yo momma is so ugly that her mom had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
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yo momma is so fat that when she was swimming in the Atlantic Spain tried to claim her as new land.
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yo momma so old she farted and dust came out
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Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
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yo momma is so old when she tried to breast feed it came out powder.
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Yo mommas so fat her belt size is Earth
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Yo momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money!
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ya momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy rolled out
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ya momma so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway with a steamroller
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Yo momma's so dumb, she failed her pregnancy test!
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ya momma so dumb she went to a clippers game for a haircut
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Edited by
itsmetina
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Mon 01/14/08 09:13 PM
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your momma so fat the national weather agency has to assign names to her farts!!!!!!!!
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yo momma so fat when she walk down the street they holla EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
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your momma so fat the national weather agency has to assign names to her farts!!!!!!!! 
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