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Topic: The Price for Being Good
thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Mon 01/14/08 06:33 PM
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce. The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I still love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven. The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter. Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying. He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".

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Lurk Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 34	Mon 01/14/08 06:38 PM
Hardy har har

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dragonwhyr Joined Fri 01/04/08 Posts: 86	Mon 01/14/08 06:46 PM
thats a good one, but poor guy...rollerskates must have been REALLY bad.

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Mon 01/14/08 06:55 PM
Affraid to know how bad that was

brandy12345 Joined Tue 10/03/06 Posts: 1400	Mon 01/14/08 06:56 PM


Maizy Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 410	Mon 01/14/08 08:14 PM
I'll bet he had a Rolls Royce before he died and that is why she went by on rollerskates!!!

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Mon 01/14/08 08:21 PM
Really makes ya wonder Thanks Brandy an Maizy

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