Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you
turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Loves2please.. thanks for that. it will help me get thru my day. enjoy
reading your jokes for they brighten my day

lol when u figure out the answer to most of those u let us
know...ROTFLMAO... WE ARE ALL WONDERING..LOL

heh this was rather amusing

Thank yall for reading them,,and enjoying the jokes,,and for the ones
here posting as well hell yaaaaa,,,good stuff as well,,love to all here
Thomas,,,,

Way too funny, thanks for a great laugh

ROFLMAOOOOO
HELL YEA!!

well im glad yall here reading up on me,,lol,,Lov To All Thomas

why do woman wear evening gowns to nite clubs and nite gowns to bed

lol

pro is the oppsite of con,does that mean congress is the oppsite of
progress?