A young woman visits her doctor because her ankles are very sore.
"ok, let me take a look." says the doctor. As the woman raises her pant legs, the doctor is shocked to find several scratch and bite marks, "My God, who did this to you?"
"It's my boyfriend," says the woman, "he surprised me with a new poodle as a gift. It was sweet of him, but this little dog will not stop humping my ankles. I've tried everything."
"I see," says the doctor, "If this poodle is such a problem, why don't you give the dog back to him?"
"I can't! I don't want to upset him. We've only known eachother for 1 month, and I've noticed that he can become very emotional. I don't know what to do. I don't even like small dogs."
"Well, it is my opinion that you give the dog back. Just tell your boyfriend you don't like small dogs. I'm sure he'll understand, and he might even surprise you with jewelry instead!" advised the doctor, "In the meantime, here is a prescription for an antibiotic cream. But, please, talk to your boyfriend."
"Maybe I will," says the woman reluctantly.
Two weeks go by, and the woman returns to her doctor.
"So, how did the talk with your boyfriend go?" asks the doctor.
The woman lifts her shirt to show several red streaks running down her back.
"My God! Did your boyfriend do this to you?" exclaimed the doctor.
"Yes," says the woman, "He traded in the poodle for a great dane!"