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Topic: It's called a pre-emptive strike!
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 01/14/08 10:19 AM
A guy is out with his buddies. He has a few drinks, gets into the mood but true to his wife goes home. When he gets home he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide opened. He gets two aspirins and drops them into her mouth. Of course she chokes but recovers and asks, "What did you put in my mouth?" He says, "Two Aspirins". She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE"!!! He grins and says, "That's what I wanted to hear."

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very funny! an original!

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ahahahahahahaha gotcha!

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Nice!!

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