A farmer notices his 10yr old family dog hasn't moved from his sleeping spot all day, so the farmer calls the local vet to take a look. The vet arrives in a big white van, and the farmer shows him where the dog lay, motionless. The vet puts his hands on the dog, but there is no reaction. He then goes back to his van, pulls out a small pet carrier, and sets it down beside the farmer's family pet. Upon opening the pet carrier, a little yellow kitten crawls out, full of energy. The kitten walks around and on top of the dog, rubbing against it as it purrs. The dog still does not move. The vet puts the kitten back into the carrier, and tells the farmer, "Well, it looks like your dog is dead. I'm so sorry."
"It's ok," said the farmer, "He lived a good life, and I suspected that was the case. What do I owe you?"
"Well, it's $40 for the visit, but $80 for the cat scan!"

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Good one!