Topic: A walk in the park
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Mon 01/14/08 07:21 AM
Edited by butikal on Mon 01/14/08 07:21 AM
An older couple are taking their saturday morning walk together, hand in hand, through a public park. Suddenly, a pigeon flys quickly overhead, and craps on the old man's bald head.
"oh," says the old woman, "I wish we had some toilet paper."
"Why?" says the old man, "He's half a mile away by now!"