A man was walking through town one day and saw a sign that said "Lose 10 lbs in a day! $100, money-back guarantee." He figured he could stand to lose 10 lbs, so he called the number on the billboard and they said they would send his trainer the following day. The next day, the man opens the door to a gorgeous woman who is naked except for a sign that says "If you can catch me, you can have me." As soon as the man reads the sign, the woman takes off running. The man chases after her all day and returns home exhausted. He weighs himself and sure enough, he lost 10 lbs.

The next day, he is walking through town again, and sees another billboard. This one says "Lose 20 lbs in one day! $200, money-back guarantee." He figures he'd be looking pretty good if he lost another 20 lbs, so he calls the number again. They tell him the trainer will be there the following day. Sure enough, the next day, he opens the door to *two* beautiful women who are naked and wearing a sign saying "if you can catch us, you can have us." They both take off running and the man runs off another 20 lbs chasing them.

A week or so passes and the man sees a sign saying "Lose 50 lbs in one day! $500, money-back guarantee." Remembering the women from the last two weight loss plans, the man decides to call again. He arranges for the trainer to come the next day. The following day, he opens the door to a fat, hairy, naked sumo wrestler wearing a sign that says "If I catch you, I can have you"

lol good one!

poor guy :(

LMAO

Awesome one ! laugh my ass off with the thought of the guy coming after me.