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I went to a table where three girls were sitting and one (the cutest)
was standing talking with them. I held out a fifty to her and said to bring these girls anything they'd like. SHe flubbed for a sec, then said she wasn't a waitress, I appoligized and said I was so sorry, please let me buy her a drink to make amends. It was about a month later when she commented that the waitress' in that club had cute uniforms. |
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Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again?
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If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
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ok these aren't mine just soem I picked up along the way lolI love
every bone in your body. Especially mine! I know milk does a body good, but DAMN... how much have you been drinking? Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes! |
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Is that windex in your pocket? Cause' I could sure see myself in your
pants. LOL |
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Wanna go out for pizza and a f**k? What's the matter you don't like
pizza?!? |
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never had one,i just asked questions and got her talking and i
listened.Seems to work everytime.People need people and women love to chat and i love to learn about the ladie i am with even if it just a chat.I do this a lot in stores while standing in line.If i see a sad face i go over and start a chat to get a smile. |
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