While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge
Only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The
Cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing
Smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded
The cop stammered, 'A what?............
A rectum stretcher?

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
Two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
From side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
Surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard

thats hilarious.

lol

LMAO!!

THAT COP JOKE WAS HILARIOUS.SO FUNNY. GOOD ONE!

haha

OMG that is funnier than hell! I love it.

Excellent!

Best joke I've heard in a looonnnggg time!

the title of this alone scared the hell outta me

scared me too when i seen it in my email... thought my cousin had gone crazy!