A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking
experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often
helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their
partner.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally,
he came up with a plan.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He
got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his
pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his
eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while
you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes
ago."

that f'n funny

just think of anyone around him
thanks ya'll

Now that's funny I don't care where you're mast...whoopss...it was funny.

omg! that was f'n hilarious!!!

Thanks Robert &m txmom
makes ya wonder
Cooly

lmao !

thanks chevy & Sassy

Darn and i missed it again

thanks, don't turn your head for a min, ya miss the good stuff

That was too funny! OMG... how embarrassing would that be?????

That's why I always put the emergency brake when I...never mind.

thanks ya'll, thats what happens when start goin blind

LMAO!!!! =NO ASS NOW

thanks song, that would just be too weird to see

Thats funny as hell!