10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.

have you done any of these OC?

(((((suzanne)))) no none of these but I have done some mean things lol

Gaw i hope not i work in a resturant and that would just be wrong

come on now...i'm a waiter, and if somebody was to do those things to me i would crack up.

Im just the grill cook and i seen some pissed off servers

i've eaten the check before, it was awesome.
i just looked at her and said, "Oh, dessert, on you!" and boom.
she nearly fell over laughing

YIKES

Scary looking cat

crazy glue things down to table
whats up OC

hey there cooly hows my friend doing

there be no glueing stuff to tables lol

weel we're here for a minute bro, gotta take care of biz today

it's so funny to watch them try to pull things off the table when ya glue them down