I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and
we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I
read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off
all the things you have started". So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished . And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of
white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels,
the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

Boy, do I feel GOOD!

Sounds good to me!

Let's see what I can find that still
needs to be finished off...

nice.

but i do believe that instead of good, you would infact be feeling dead. :)

Hilarious!!!!