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Topic: inner peace
aLittleBird Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 2515	Thu 01/10/08 10:34 AM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started". So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished . And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. Boy, do I feel GOOD!

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Thu 01/10/08 10:35 AM
Sounds good to me!

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Thu 01/10/08 10:35 AM
Let's see what I can find that still needs to be finished off...

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Thu 01/10/08 10:36 AM


randomhero015 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 14	Thu 01/10/08 10:40 AM
nice. but i do believe that instead of good, you would infact be feeling dead. :)

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Thu 01/10/08 10:42 AM


IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Thu 01/10/08 10:49 AM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started". So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished . And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. Boy, do I feel GOOD! Hilarious!!!!

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