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Topic: Is this cheating?
stevex86 Joined Wed 12/19/07 Posts: 1505	Wed 01/09/08 05:59 PM
For the past 10 years I have been drinking Miller lite, well except for that year in Korea where I drank Cass. well anyway. So her I am in this serious relationship, dedicated to my one true love, BEER; I mean Miller Lite. So the other day I am at a bar and I really am trying to do the right thing. I order a Miller lite, well before I know it a Bud Lite is flawnting itself in front of me teasing me with her wiley ways just begging me to drink her. well I am a true gentleman (and a scholar) so I politely refuse her devious attempt to entice me into her wicked ways and insist on a Miller lite. Then last night, there I was, agains tryign to do the right thing. I ordered a Miller lite and there she came ahgain, that slutty Bud lite. I tried to resist. I even asked for a Miller lite, but was todl she was gone. what was I to do. Iresisted as long as I could and finaly. ......Im sorry to say, I took bud lite right there in the middle of the bar, then again over by the pool table, she was insatiable, we met again under the cart board and once by the door on the way to the parking lot. I feel so dirty and dont knwo what to do. I think people ar talking. I was in the gas station and Coors lite was eyeing me today.

TJokerzWild Joined Tue 05/08/07 Posts: 880	Wed 01/09/08 06:01 PM
Skip the light and go straight for a Budweiser

patrick773202 Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 13	Wed 01/09/08 06:01 PM
go with coors, cant do ya wrong.

jujubean73 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 53	Wed 01/09/08 06:02 PM
Just drink them all none of them will respect you in the morning anyway.

soxfan94 Joined Mon 05/28/07 Posts: 3384	Wed 01/09/08 06:03 PM
Oh God no! A switch to Bud Light or Coors Light is the most terrible form of cheating. Try drinking out of your league and having a Sam Adams next time. Haha.

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Wed 01/09/08 06:04 PM
Coors light, yuck, might as well let a possum pee in a can for ya.

Just_Say_When Joined Mon 09/17/07 Posts: 388	Wed 01/09/08 06:05 PM
I say you introduce your Miller Lite to your Bud Lite and have yourself a threesome.... Coors Lite could wait on the sidelines and wait to be tagged in....

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Wed 01/09/08 06:05 PM
Sewers light....BLECH

stevex86 Joined Wed 12/19/07 Posts: 1505	Wed 01/09/08 06:05 PM
Oh God no! A switch to Bud Light or Coors Light is the most terrible form of cheating. Try drinking out of your league and having a Sam Adams next time. Haha. Dude, thats so Gay, Sam Adams is a guy!

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Wed 01/09/08 06:06 PM
beer sucks

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Wed 01/09/08 06:08 PM
beer sucks

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Wed 01/09/08 06:08 PM
Hi Fresh!

Imherewithoutyou Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 543	Wed 01/09/08 06:08 PM
Tell miss budlight to meet you in a non public place later so no one sees you two together.

patrick773202 Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 13	Wed 01/09/08 06:08 PM
coors is good for domestic! its just like water, no taste , not filling. whats not to like?

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Wed 01/09/08 06:08 PM
For the past 10 years I have been drinking Miller lite, well except for that year in Korea where I drank Cass. well anyway. So her I am in this serious relationship, dedicated to my one true love, BEER; I mean Miller Lite. So the other day I am at a bar and I really am trying to do the right thing. I order a Miller lite, well before I know it a Bud Lite is flawnting itself in front of me teasing me with her wiley ways just begging me to drink her. well I am a true gentleman (and a scholar) so I politely refuse her devious attempt to entice me into her wicked ways and insist on a Miller lite. Then last night, there I was, agains tryign to do the right thing. I ordered a Miller lite and there she came ahgain, that slutty Bud lite. I tried to resist. I even asked for a Miller lite, but was todl she was gone. what was I to do. Iresisted as long as I could and finaly. ......Im sorry to say, I took bud lite right there in the middle of the bar, then again over by the pool table, she was insatiable, we met again under the cart board and once by the door on the way to the parking lot. I feel so dirty and dont knwo what to do. I think people ar talking. I was in the gas station and Coors lite was eyeing me today.lmao

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76412	Wed 01/09/08 06:10 PM
Awwww heck throw them all to the curb and go with the Crown Royale awwwww smooth as can be just slides down your throat and tingles your taste buds leaves you with sweet dreams and no regrets in the morning.

Imherewithoutyou Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 543	Wed 01/09/08 06:12 PM
Awwww heck throw them all to the curb and go with the Crown Royale awwwww smooth as can be just slides down your throat and tingles your taste buds leaves you with sweet dreams and no regrets in the morning. I hope he doesn't want nothing sliding down his throat!!!

stevex86 Joined Wed 12/19/07 Posts: 1505	Wed 01/09/08 06:16 PM
Awwww heck throw them all to the curb and go with the Crown Royale awwwww smooth as can be just slides down your throat and tingles your taste buds leaves you with sweet dreams and no regrets in the morning. Me and crown got together at a party back in college. She wasnt very nice and I dont want to talk to her anymore.

soxfan94 Joined Mon 05/28/07 Posts: 3384	Wed 01/09/08 06:17 PM
Dude, thats so Gay, Sam Adams is a guy! noway Hmm, touche. Maybe try Ms. Blue Moon.

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Wed 01/09/08 06:18 PM
Awwww heck throw them all to the curb and go with the Crown Royale awwwww smooth as can be just slides down your throat and tingles your taste buds leaves you with sweet dreams and no regrets in the morning. Me and crown got together at a party back in college. She wasnt very nice and I dont want to talk to her anymore. lmao