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thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Tue 01/08/08 06:49 AM
Q. Five blondes are facing execution, a rocket scientist, a historian, a bimbo, and a mathematician. They are each hit with one bullet but, only one bleeds, which one? A. The bimbo, you have to be real to bleed Q. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A. They went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q. Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain-link fence? A. To see what was on the other side. Q. What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? A. All you have to do is scratch the box to win. Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? A. About 2 cans of hair spray. don't hate me all you wonderful ladies Cooly

bigdaug Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 223	Tue 01/08/08 06:52 AM
i only counted four blondes

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Tue 01/08/08 06:59 AM
the 5th blonde wrote this joke Cooly

RealtyLady Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 2725	Tue 01/08/08 07:00 AM
(((Cooly)))

wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Tue 01/08/08 07:01 AM
(((Cooly)))

RealtyLady Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 2725	Tue 01/08/08 07:04 AM
Hey, Wolf!! How ya been, gurl?

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Tue 01/08/08 07:06 AM
the 5th blonde wrote this joke Cooly You go blondie

songstress1 Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 1244	Tue 01/08/08 07:06 AM


thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Tue 01/08/08 07:07 AM
Hi RL , just knew you'd be here

wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Tue 01/08/08 07:14 AM
Hey, Wolf!! How ya been, gurl? Been good Reality.And know you been.Us blondes are always good. Can't ya tell?/ The blonde jokes are cover ups for the brunettes.

RealtyLady Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 2725	Tue 01/08/08 07:16 AM
Hi RL , just knew you'd be here Morning, Cooly You can always count on me!!

RealtyLady Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 2725	Tue 01/08/08 07:17 AM
Hey, Wolf!! How ya been, gurl? Been good Reality.And know you been.Us blondes are always good. Can't ya tell?/ The blonde jokes are cover ups for the brunettes. well said!!

wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Tue 01/08/08 07:28 AM
Reaity lady,You will be on your own for a few days.I'm going ito surgury tomorrow.Be back in a week.So do us right gurl.Counting on you to Hold up our good rep.

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Tue 01/08/08 07:46 AM
us blondes just wana have fun good luck wolfchic nice to see ya RL

wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Tue 01/08/08 08:23 AM
us blondes just wana have fun good luck wolfchic nice to see ya RL Thans cooly!!

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Tue 01/08/08 09:03 AM
always a pleasure these were requested, my bad

wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Tue 01/08/08 09:09 AM


thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Tue 01/08/08 11:50 AM
just so ya'll know that thanks again Cooly

plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Tue 01/08/08 11:54 AM
Cooly, explain to me how blonds got to be the blunt of jokes? What about other ladies hair colors?

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Tue 01/08/08 12:00 PM
Cooly, explain to me how blonds got to be the blunt of jokes? What about other ladies hair colors? I've done all kinds, all colors, both sex's but even I don't post some that might offend others in a bad way, morals & ethics are part of this too Cooly