A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating b*st*rd bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

good one