Topic: She’s got a bee in her What???
thecoolyman's photo
Sun 01/06/08 12:44 PM

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my **** I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bast*rd!!"

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Sun 01/06/08 12:49 PM
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browneyes_46's photo
Sun 01/06/08 12:54 PM
noway noway laugh laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 01/06/08 12:57 PM
thanks thats what I saidlaugh
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ladyblack67's photo
Sun 01/06/08 01:06 PM
nice cooly, check your e~maillaugh laugh laugh

MariJane63's photo
Sun 01/06/08 01:09 PM
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thecoolyman's photo
Sun 01/06/08 01:45 PM
Dr Cooly to the rescuelaugh
i did thank you mi lady
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songstress1's photo
Sun 01/06/08 08:00 PM
Alrighty thenlaugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

andreajayne's photo
Sun 01/06/08 08:04 PM
haha poor husband!

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 01/06/08 08:08 PM
anyone need a doctor
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songstress1's photo
Sun 01/06/08 08:13 PM
<<<is also Nurse by day..vocalist by night.. lol
I have seen it all but not this one lol laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 01/06/08 08:27 PM
Nurse Nurse i need a Nurse:wink:
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songstress1's photo
Sun 01/06/08 08:28 PM

Nurse Nurse i need a Nurse:wink:
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thecoolyman's photo
Sun 01/06/08 09:03 PM
Edited by thecoolyman on Sun 01/06/08 09:03 PM


Nurse Nurse i need a Nurse:wink:
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nightimefantasy's photo
Tue 01/08/08 08:11 AM
With my luck..... Doc would be in his 90's...:tongue: grumble


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RealtyLady's photo
Tue 01/08/08 08:13 AM

With my luck..... Doc would be in his 90's...:tongue: grumble


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Yeah, Mine 2!!noway laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Tue 01/08/08 09:06 AM
Step in my room:tongue:
let me check ya that fever:wink:
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