We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

Taxi's stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

Thank you....very much!

friends and i were going to get a set of matching speedos and go skipping down the boardwalk, they chickened out



we don't HAVE to, just choose to

isn't that all true

You go girl ((((((LAURA)))))))

tooooooooooooo funny

You must mean shoe size.. I'm always fascinated by a women's ability to shove a size 9 foot into a size 6 stiletto heeled shoe... and stay that way for hours. No wonder they can give birth! They train for that level of pain!

"We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there."

OMG .. THIS is hysterical

get over yourself

That was great!! I can actually say this made my day.....

got one to trump all of that...

why men are superior : we can pee standing up(without getting our feet)

check and mate

but us women dont get it all over the seat

neither do the men who have enough sense to lift it up.

also, men don't beech when the seat is up. we seem to have enough sense to look before we sit, imagine that

No, no, you don't understand. We're not reaching down to make sure they're still there. It's because they've shifted into a position where we're altogether too aware that they're there (and being squashed) and we have to herd them back into position.