For Those Who Think
They Know Everything
Here' a refresher course...

The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma

No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes

You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.

The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
From each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first " Marlboro Man. "

Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!

PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

Actually I watched a show about the duck thing. It DOES echo... It just echos at such a rapid rate that the echo is heard as part of the original sound

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)

That Women are always Right...

Wowwwwwwwwwww those dammmmmmmn turtles sure are talented

Now you wish you were a turtle huh???

hell yes. i`m as slow as one

Good you won't be hard to catch...hee hee...

Put those handcuffs away

I will hog tie you, how about that?...